My notebook, I use you every damn day. Typing on your keyboard is better than typing on an apart keyboard which has too higher and hard keys that make my fingers pain. Every morning I open you after having coffee in my left hand and burning a cigarette. You have been formatted so many times due to the sickness by the fucking virusses and fucking unappreciated programs which were automatically downloaded when I used the fucking Internet Explorer. Thanks Firefox for the safety, for the sake of my beloved notebook! My notebook, you’ve never complained to me when I was so fucking bored to use you, while I’ve also used you to apply a job, while I’ve used you to do lots of things.

You’ve been poured by a coffee because of my own damn stupidity when I was staring at you without realising that I had a fucking cup of coffee in my left hand. I was shocked and tried my best to clean you, even if I had to clean you with my own clothes, I should do, because all I want is that you’ll still be working! That’s all. Don’t ever worry if I put you in a hidden place when I am so fucking bored to see you and to do something on the net, it’s not that you’ll not be used anymore, but you have to be sure that I will use you now or later. Sure you have to be, because I take you and use you again now. As long as you’re not defect! So please, don’t be defect due to my own fucking stupidity!!!

And hey … virus! Fuck you, asshole! Thanks Norman to kick the fucking virusses from my notebook!!!

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha …

P.S: Norman is not a guy!!!! It’s an anti virus software!!!

mOuhahhahahahahah!

:P